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Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Annie.Annie who?Annie body going to open the door already?
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Doris.Doris who?Doris locked. Open up!
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Amos.Amos who?A mosquito bit me!—Contributed by Laurie Callier
No, to whom.
Radio not, here I come!
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