Q. Did you hear the one about the astronaut who stepped in gum?
A. He got stuck in Orbit.
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Q. What do clouds do when they become rich?
A. They make it rain!
When she told me I was average, she was just being mean.
Q. What does Earth say to tease the other planets?
A. “You guys have no life.”
Once I told a Chemistry joke. There was no Reaction.
In 1905, Albert Einstein published a theory about space.
And it was about time.
Q: How often do you like jokes about elements?
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