Q. Where do astronauts like to party?
A. The space bar.
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Q: How often do you like jokes about elements?
Q. What does Earth say to tease the other planets?
A. “You guys have no life.”
Q. What do visitors to the International Space Station have to do before boarding?
A. Pay the parking meteor.
Atom 1: “I think I’ve lost an electron.”
Atom 2: “Are you sure?”
Atom 1: “I’m positive.”
Q: What would you call a funny element?
A: He he he (helium helium helium)
Q. Want to hear a Sodium joke?
Q. What did Neil Armstrong do after he stepped on Buzz Aldrin’s toe?
A. He Apollo-gized.
Q. What do scientists use to freshen their breath?