Q. Where do astronauts like to party?
A. The space bar.
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Q. What does Earth say to tease the other planets?
A. “You guys have no life.”
Q. What do clouds do when they become rich?
A. They make it rain!
Want to hear a Potassium joke? K.
Q: What do planets like to read?
A: Comet books!
Q. What did Neil Armstrong do after he stepped on Buzz Aldrin’s toe?
A. He Apollo-gized.
Q: If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
A: H2O cubed
When she told me I was average, she was just being mean.
What did the beach say when the tide came in? … Long time no sea.