Q: What would you call a funny element?
A: He he he (helium helium helium)
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Q: What do planets like to read?
A: Comet books!
Q. Want to hear a Sodium joke?
Are you going to finish that atom? You want to split it?
Q. What did Neil Armstrong do after he stepped on Buzz Aldrin’s toe?
A. He Apollo-gized.
Want to hear a Potassium joke? K.
Q. What do clouds do when they become rich?
A. They make it rain!
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for a drink?” The bartender replies, “For you, no charge.”
Atom 1: “I think I’ve lost an electron.”
Atom 2: “Are you sure?”
Atom 1: “I’m positive.”