Big Blue Bully
Q. What does Earth say to tease the other planets?
A. “You guys have no life.”
More Jokes
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Want to hear a Potassium joke? K.
Floating Away
Did you hear about the chemist who was reading a book about helium? He couldn’t put it down!
Neutral Territory
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for a drink?” The bartender replies, “For you, no charge.”
I Hear the Drinks are Out of This World
Q. Where do astronauts like to party?
A. The space bar.
Sodium Sass
Q. Want to hear a Sodium joke?
A. Na.
Minty Fresh
Q. What do scientists use to freshen their breath?
A. Experi-mints!
Planetary Party
Q. How do Earth, Saturn, and Neptune organize a party?
A. They planet.
