Negative Nancy
Atom 1: “I think I’ve lost an electron.”
Atom 2: “Are you sure?”
Atom 1: “I’m positive.”
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Minty Fresh
Q. What do scientists use to freshen their breath?
A. Experi-mints!
Out Of This World Learning
Q: Why didn’t the sun go to college?
Good Tidings We Bring
What did the beach say when the tide came in? … Long time no sea.
Periodic Pun
Q. Why do people make bad chemistry jokes?
A. Because all the good ones Argon.
Park in Space
Q. What do visitors to the International Space Station have to do before boarding?
A. Pay the parking meteor.
Rock On
Q. Why is a moon rock tastier than an Earth rock?
A. It’s a little meteor.
Lunar Humor
Q. Why couldn’t the astronaut book a room on the moon?
A. It was full!