Q: What would you call a funny element?
A: He he he (helium helium helium)
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Q. What does Earth say to tease the other planets?
A. “You guys have no life.”
Want to hear a Potassium joke? K.
Did you hear about the chemist who was reading a book about helium? He couldn’t put it down!
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for a drink?” The bartender replies, “For you, no charge.”
Q. Where do astronauts like to party?
A. The space bar.
Q. Want to hear a Sodium joke?
Q. What do scientists use to freshen their breath?
Q. How do Earth, Saturn, and Neptune organize a party?
A. They planet.