Out of this world
Q: What do planets like to read?
A: Comet books!
More Jokes
Sodium Sass
Q. Want to hear a Sodium joke?
A. Na.
Let’s Split the Check, Too
Are you going to finish that atom? You want to split it?
Moon Mishap
Q. What did Neil Armstrong do after he stepped on Buzz Aldrin’s toe?
A. He Apollo-gized.
LOL GTG
Want to hear a Potassium joke? K.
We Never Want This Rain to Go Away
Q. What do clouds do when they become rich?
A. They make it rain!
Neutral Territory
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for a drink?” The bartender replies, “For you, no charge.”
Negative Nancy
Atom 1: “I think I’ve lost an electron.”
Atom 2: “Are you sure?”
Atom 1: “I’m positive.”
