What do you call a pig that does karate? Pork chop
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Q: What do you call a thieving crocodile?
A: A crookodile
Don’t go bacon my heart.
I couldn’t if I fried.
Q: What do you call a pig that does karate?
A: Pork chop
Q: What do you call a classy fish?
Q: How do you put a baby alien to sleep?
A: You rocket
Q: Why did the banana go to the doctor?
A: It wasn’t peeling well
Q: What kind of shorts do clouds wear?
What do you call a thieving alligator? A Crookodile