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What do you call a pig that does karate? Pork chop
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Q: What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A: A pouch potato
Q: What do you call a pig that does karate?
A: Pork chop
Q: What did the watermelon say to the cantaloupe?
A: You’re one in a melon
I love you from my head tomatoes
Becoming a vegetarian is a big missed steak.
What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A Maybe
Are you a cheetah?
No, you lion!
Q: What do you get when two dinosaurs crash their cars?