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No thanks, I prefer peanuts.
Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you!
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Witches.Witches who?Witches the way home?—Contributed by Caroline Joyce
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Annie.Annie who?Annie body going to open the door already?
Sherlock your door shut tight.