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Owls say who?
Yes, they do.
Stopwatch you’re doing and pay attention!
No thanks, but I’d love some peanuts!
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Ice cream.Ice cream who?ICE CREAM RIGHT NOW IF YOU DON’T LET ME IN!
Convex go to prison!
Scold outside—let me in!
Honeydew you want to hear some garden jokes?
Police hurry—I’m freezing out here!