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Dozen anyone want to let me in?
Yule log who?
Yule log the door after you let me in, won’t you?
Car go beep, beep!
Howl you know if you don’t open the door?
Pecan somebody your own size!
Eysore do love you!
Closure mouth while you’re chewing!
Actually, it’s kangaroo.