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Car go beep, beep!
Canoe open the door?
An extraterrestrial who?
Wait–how many extraterrestrials do you know?
Mary and Abbey.
Mary and Abbey who?
Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year!
Ben knocking for 20 minutes!
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Radio.Radio who?Radio not, here I come!—Contributed by Diane Page
…Hanna partridge in a pear tree!
Irish you a Merry Christmas!