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Nana your business who’s there.
Santa email reminding you I’d be here, and you STILL make me wait in the cold!
A broken pencil.
A broken pencil who?
Never mind, it’s pointless.
Boo hoo who?
Aww, don’t cry—it’s just a joke.
Scold outside—let me in!
Howl you know if you don’t open the door?
Goat to the door to see who’s knocking!
Closure mouth while you’re chewing!