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Two knee who?
Two knee fish!
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Sam and JanetSam and Janet who?Samenjanet Evening.—Contributed by Vicki Stephens
Dozen anyone want to let me in?
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Wendy.Wendy who?Wendy bell works again I won’t have to knock anymore.
Yule log who?
Yule log the door after you let me in, won’t you?
Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you!
Luke through the keyhole to see!
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Annie.Annie who?Annie body going to open the door already?