Q: What's the difference between a horse and the weather?
A: One is reined up and the other rains down.
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A: Because it was raining cats and hot dogs
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A: An Umbrella.
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A: With its eye.
It was so hot in Beverly Hills,
people were frying egg whites on the sidewalk.
Comedian Matt Wohlfarth
Q: Can Bees fly in the rain?
A: Not without their yellow jackets.