How Many Seconds…
Q: How many seconds are there in one year?
A: 12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd.
Q: How many bananas can you eat if your stomach is empty?
A: Just one—after that, it's not empty anymore.