Q: How many economists does it take to change a light-bulb?
A: None. If the light-bulb needed changing, the market would have already done it.
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Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?”
Because every play has a cast.
My first day on the job at an IKEA store, I was told by my boss that employees needed to go to the meeting room before every shift.
I asked why. He said, “Assembly required.”
Jim Mercer, Delta, Canada
Q: What did the doctor tell her invisible patient?
A: “I can’t see you today.”
Read funny jokes about all 50 states and start laughing.
A schoolteacher was arrested at the airport for trying to go through security with a slide rule and a calculator. He was charged with carrying weapons of math instruction.
My doctor took one look at
my gut and refused to believe that
I work out. So I listed the exercises
I do every day: jump to conclusions, climb the walls, drag my heels,
push my luck, make mountains out of molehills, bend over … Read More
Nostalgia: How long’s that been around?
Q: Why are football stadiums so cool?
A: Because every seat has a fan in it!