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Water those plants or they’re going to die!
That’s impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Wendy.Wendy who?Wendy bell works again I won’t have to knock anymore.
Boo hoo who?
Aww, don’t cry—it’s just a joke.
Owls say who?
Yes, they do.
An extraterrestrial who?
Wait–how many extraterrestrials do you know?
A broken pencil.
A broken pencil who?
Never mind, it’s pointless.