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No, you’re a poo!
Needle little help gettin’ in the door.
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Will.Will who?Will you just open the door already?
…Hanna partridge in a pear tree!
Leaf Me Alone!
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Broken pencil.Broken pencil who?Forget it—this joke is pointless.
Convex go to prison!