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Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Doris.Doris who?Doris locked. Open up!
Noah any place I can get a bite to eat?
Avenue knocked on this door before?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!
Actually, it’s kangaroo.
No, to whom.
Otto know what’s taking you so long!
Santa email reminding you I’d be here, and you STILL make me wait in the cold!