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Police hurry—I’m freezing out here!
Honeydew you want to hear some garden jokes?
Carmen let me in already!
Lettuce in already!
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Broken pencil.Broken pencil who?Forget it—this joke is pointless.
I didn’t realize you were some kind of nut!
Santa email reminding you I’d be here, and you STILL make me wait in the cold!
Sherlock your door shut tight.