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Orange you gonna open the door?
Avenue knocked on this door before?
No thanks, I prefer peanuts.
Wire you always asking ‘who’s there’?
Godiva terrible headache, do you have an aspirin?
Scold outside—let me in!
Owls say who?
Yes, they do.