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Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Will.Will who?Will you just open the door already?
That’s impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!
No one who?
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Sam and JanetSam and Janet who?Samenjanet Evening.—Contributed by Vicki Stephens
Justin the neighborhood and thought I’d come over.
Sherlock your door shut tight.
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Witches.Witches who?Witches the way home?—Contributed by Caroline Joyce