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I don’t just like bread, I loaf it.
Boo hoo who?
Aww, don’t cry—it’s just a joke.
Nun of your business!
I didn’t realize you were some kind of nut!
A broken pencil.
A broken pencil who?
Never mind, it’s pointless.
You know, your Santa impression could use a little work.
Closure mouth while you’re chewing!