Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?
Because people kept toasting him!
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Q: What goes up and never comes down?
A: Your age.
Q: What do George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and Christopher Columbus all have in common?
A: They were all born on holidays.
Does a pink candle burn longer than a blue one?
Q: What do you say to your goldfish on his birthday?
A: Have a fin-tastic day.
Q: What did the elephant want for his birthday?
A: A trunk full of gifts.
Dear eyelashes, wishbones, dandelions, pennies, shooting stars, 11:11 and birthday candles: Do your job.
Q: How do pickles celebrate their birthdays?
A: They relish the moment.
Thanks to Facebook, I never forget the birthdays of people I don’t really know.