Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?
Because people kept toasting him!
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What do you say to a kangaroo on its birthday?
Q: How do pickles celebrate their birthdays?
A: They relish the moment.
Q: How did Moby Dick celebrate his birthday?
A: He had a whale of a time.
What do you get a hunter for his birthday?
Q: Where do you get a birthday present for your cat?
A: From a cat-alogue.
Does a pink candle burn longer than a blue one?
Q: What kind of birthday cake do you get for a coffee lover?
I used to be a boy trapped in a woman’s body. But after 9 long months, I was finally born!