Our local newspaper ran several stories about a study that tied male obesity to a virus. One evening my brother came in exhausted from a long day at work. "Did you read the paper?" he asked."I won’t be going in to work … Read More
A graphic designer on the phone with his client.
Designer: Hi. I'm just updating the copy for your form and was wondering if you meant to say "programs" for the third question.
Client: No! What I sent along was completely accurate. Just copy it over exactly as it says. I'll explain it nice and slowly for you.
Designer: "Please indicate which pogroms you've attended"?
Client: Yeah, that should be programs.