I’m not interested in any diet plan unless it lets me use rollover calories.—@sbellelauren
My snack got lost in my purse, so I guess I’m on a diet now.—@msgweni
The only difference in my life when I’m on a diet is instead of saying, “I ate nachos,” I say, “I accidentally ate nachos.”—@behindyourback
“If you lose weight when you stop drinking Diet Coke imagine how much we’d lose if we stopped dieting.”—@JimGaffigan
My fitness coach told me to bend down and touch my toes. I said, “I don’t have that kind of relationship with my feet. Can I just wave?” —@KerryKatona7
It took a lot of will power. But I finally gave up dieting.
Most people gain weight by having intimate dinners for two…alone. —”Laugh Yourself Healthy,” by Charles Hunter
I keep trying to lose weight but it keeps finding me.