You Can Fly
Q. Why is Peter Pan flying all the time?
A. He Neverlands!
My older son loves school, but his younger brother absolutely hates it. One weekend he cried and fretted and tried every excuse not to go back on Monday. Sunday morning on the way home from church, the crying and whining built to a crescendo. At the end of my rope, I finally stopped the car and explained, "Honey, it's a law. If you don't go to school, they'll put Mommy in jail."
He looked at me, thought a moment, then asked, "How long would you have to stay?"