Q: What is Santa Claus' laundry detergent of choice?
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What does December have that other months don’t have?
The letter D.
Q: How do you lift a frozen car?
A: With a Jack Frost
Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
You know you’re getting old when Santa starts looking younger.
Q. What’s St. Nicholas’s favorite measurement in the metric system?
A. The Santameter!
By Briana, age 7
Q: What do you call an elf who sings?
A: A wrapper!
Q: What Do You Sing At An Elf’s Birthday Party?
A: Freeze A Jolly Good Fellow!
Q. Which of Santa’s reindeer has the worst manners?
A. RUDE-olph, of course!