Q: What is Santa Claus' laundry detergent of choice?
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Q: Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?
A: It needed to be trimmed.
Q: Which holiday mascot has the least spare change?
A: St. Nickel-less
Q: Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past?
A: Because the present’s beneath them.
What does December have that other months don’t have?
The letter D.
Did you hear that Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer never went to school?
That’s right—he was elf taught.
Q. What’s Santa Claus’s favorite type of potato chip?
A. Crisp Pringles!
What do you call a snowman with a six pack?
The office Christmas party
is a great opportunity to catch up
with people you haven’t seen for