My mother asked me to hand out invitations for my brother’s surprise birthday party. That’s when I realized he was her favorite twin.
What do you call a dumb carnivore? A meathead.
How many carnivores does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They prefer to stay in the dark.
How many vegetarians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don’t know, but where do you get your protein?