Funny Things That Parents Say
"You shouldn’t be eating candy so early. We have doughnuts." "The key is to put the mousetrap outside the house. That way, the mice don’t come in." "Your aunt couldn’t make it, so I brought the cat." "… Read More
My wife is a by-the-recipe baker. But that attention to detail still hasn't made her chocolate chip cookies taste any better. One day, after the cookies had been in the oven a while, I smelled a familiar odor. "They're burning," I shouted.
"I know," she said nonchalantly.
"Aren't you going to take them out?"
"No. They still have six minutes."