Q: Why are skeletons so calm?
A: Because nothing gets under their skin!
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Q: What would be the national holiday for a nation of vampires?
Q: Which fruit is a vampire’s favorite?
Q: How can you tell if a vampire has a horrible cold?
A: By his deep loud coffin!
Q: How do you make a witch itch?
A: Take away the W.
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars?
A. Because you can see right through them!
Q: What do you call a monster with no neck?
A: The Lost Neck Monster.
Q: What genre of music does a mummy like the best?
Q: What happened to the skeleton who stayed by the fire for too long?
A: He became bone dry