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Q: What do you call a pig that does karate?
A: Pork chop
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Q: What do you call an everyday potato?
A: A commentator
Q: What do you call a thieving crocodile?
A: A crookodile
Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A Maybe
Q: What job did the frog have at the hotel?
Q: Why did the banana go to the doctor?
A: It wasn’t peeling well
If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple
Are you a cheetah?
No, you lion!