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A: Pork chop
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Q: What do you get when two dinosaurs crash their cars?
Q: How do you organize a space party?
A: You planet
Becoming a vegetarian is a big missed steak.
Q: What do you call and alligator in a vest?
A: An investigator
Are you a cheetah?
No, you lion!
What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A Maybe
Q: What kind of shorts do clouds wear?
Q: What did the watermelon say to the cantaloupe?
A: You’re one in a melon