Q: What do you call a pig that does karate?
A: Pork chop
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What do you call a thieving alligator? A Crookodile
Don’t go bacon my heart.
I couldn’t if I fried.
Q: What did the watermelon say to the cantaloupe?
A: You’re one in a melon
If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple
Q: What job did the frog have at the hotel?
Q: How do you put a baby alien to sleep?
A: You rocket
Q: What do you call and alligator in a vest?
A: An investigator
I love you from my head tomatoes