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Sticks float. They would.
The insurance industry loves its acronyms. The first time I saw the term proof of ownership was in a client’s file that read “Insured has POO on damaged items.”
Did you hear about the boy who tried to catch fog? He mist.
What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a nicely dressed man on a tricycle? A tire.
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
Q: What’s the worst part about movie theater candy prices?
A: They’re always raisinet.
How do you keep a bagel from getting away?
Put lox on it.
I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.