I never thought I'd be the type of person who would get up early in the morning to exercise. I was right.
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“Wow, that Lean Cuisine really filled me up,” said no one ever.
I keep trying to lose weight, but it keeps finding me.
Q: What’s your favorite exercise?
A whale swims all day, only consumes fish and water, and is fat. A rabbit only eats vegetables, runs and hops all day long, and only lives 5 years. Meanwhile a tortoise doesn’t run and does nothing energetic, yet it lives for 450 years. And… Read More
Nutritionist: You should eat 1,200 calories a day.
Me: OK, and how many a night?
Ladies – want to drop 5 pounds? Let go of your purse.
I need to start eating more healthy, but first I need to eat all the junk food in the house so it’s not there to tempt me anymore.
“I’m not interested in any diet plan unless it lets me use rollover calories.”—@sbellelauren