A broken pencil.
A broken pencil who?
Never mind, it’s pointless.
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Convex go to prison!
Honeydew you want to hear some garden jokes?
Dozen anyone want to let me in?
Robin you! Hand over your cash!
No, you’re a poo!
Pecan somebody your own size!
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Figs.Figs who?Figs your doorbell, it’s not working!
Godiva terrible headache, do you have an aspirin?