Once I told a Chemistry joke. There was no Reaction.
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Q. What did Neil Armstrong do after he stepped on Buzz Aldrin’s toe?
A. He Apollo-gized.
What did the beach say when the tide came in? … Long time no sea.
Want to hear a Potassium joke? K.
Q: How often do you like jokes about elements?
Are you going to finish that atom? You want to split it?
Q. Why do people make bad chemistry jokes?
A. Because all the good ones Argon.
In 1905, Albert Einstein published a theory about space.
And it was about time.
Q. Why couldn’t the astronaut book a room on the moon?
A. It was full!