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Q. Why do people make bad chemistry jokes?
A. Because all the good ones Argon.
Q: If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
A: H2O cubed
Q. What did the astronomer’s friends do after he didn’t win the Nobel Prize?
A. They gave him a constellation prize.
Q. What do scientists use to freshen their breath?
Want to hear a Potassium joke? K.
Q: How often do you like jokes about elements?
Q. Want to hear a Sodium joke?
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for a drink?” The bartender replies, “For you, no charge.”