My wife says that I wasted money by ordering a 3-meter wide frame for our wedding photo.
Well, I think she should look at the bigger picture.
Wife: "How would you describe me?"
Wife: "What does that mean?"
Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"