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Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Radio.Radio who?Radio not, here I come!—Contributed by Diane Page
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Amos.Amos who?A mosquito bit me!—Contributed by Laurie Callier
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Heidi.Heidi who?Heidi ‘cided to come over to play!
I don’t just like bread, I loaf it.
Olive you and I don’t care who knows it!
R2-D2, of course.
Convex go to prison!
Carmen let me in already!