The favorite mode of travel for skeleton pilots is—wait for it—the scareplane or the skelecopter.
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The favored historical ruler of skeletons is none other than Napoleon Bone-a-part.
Q: What does a panda ghost eat?
Q: Why are skeletons so good at chopping down trees?
A: They’re LUMBARjacks!
Q: Why didn’t the zombie go to school?
A: He felt rotten!
Q: Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
A: Because demons are a ghouls best friend!
Q: Why did the ghost go into the bar?
A: For the Boos.
The skeleton couldn’t keep anything tidy because of his lazy bones.
Q: The maker of this product does not want it, the buyer does not use it, and the user does not see it. What is it?
A: A coffin.