The favorite mode of travel for skeleton pilots is—wait for it—the scareplane or the skelecopter.
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The skeleton knew what would happen next—he could just feel it in his bones.
That skeleton sure brought his appetite to the picnic—and also some spare ribs.
Q: Why are skeletons so calm?
A: Because nothing gets under their skin!
Q: How can you tell when a vampire has been in a bakery?
A: All the jelly has been sucked out of the jelly doughnuts.
Q: What is the name of the witch who lives in the desert?
Q: What happened to the skeleton who stayed by the fire for too long?
A: He became bone dry
Q: Where does a ghost go on vacation?
Q: What did the mummy ghost say to the noisy young ghost who kept interrupting?
A: “Spook when you’re spooken to.”