You know you're texting too much when...
You type ppl instead of people in a letter.
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“I feel like carp today”
“Yeah, you look a little fishy”
Person 1: Hey Rachyl, do you remember me?
Person 2: Wrong number.
Person 1: What’s your number then?
“I am hungary.”
“Maybe you should czech the fridge.”
“I’m russian to the kitchen.”
“Is there any turkey?”
“We have some, but it’s covered in greece”
“ew, there’s norway I’d eat that!”
Anyone who thinks “talk is cheap”…
obviously didn’t pay my daughter’s last mobile phone bill!
Q: What do you call an iPhone that isn’t kidding around?
A: Dead Siri-ous
Q: Why was the cell phone wearing glasses?
A: It lost its contacts.
Autocorrect has become my worst enema.
You know you’re texting too much when…
…you try to text, but you’re on a landline.