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Scold outside—let me in!
Closure mouth while you’re chewing!
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Somebody who can’t reach the doorbell!
Claire the way; I’m coming in!
…Hanna partridge in a pear tree!
An extraterrestrial who?
Wait–how many extraterrestrials do you know?