Q. Why couldn't the astronaut book a room on the moon?
A. It was full!
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Once I told a Chemistry joke. There was no Reaction.
Q: If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
A: H2O cubed
Q. What do scientists use to freshen their breath?
Q. How do Earth, Saturn, and Neptune organize a party?
A. They planet.
What did the beach say when the tide came in? … Long time no sea.
Q: Why are chemists great for solving problems?
A: They have all the solutions.
Q. Why do people make bad chemistry jokes?
A. Because all the good ones Argon.
Q: What would you call a funny element?
A: He he he (helium helium helium)