Dear eyelashes, wishbones, dandelions, pennies, shooting stars, 11:11 and birthday candles: Do your job.
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Q: What did the elephant want for his birthday?
A: A trunk full of gifts.
Q: Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?
A: In a cat-alogue!
Age is a relative thing.
All my relatives keep reminding me how old I am.
Q: How do pickles celebrate their birthdays?
A: They relish the moment.
Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?
Doctor, doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.
Try taking the candles off.
You know you’re getting old when you go to an antique auction and three people bid on you.