Surprise Parties I’ve never enjoyed my surprise birthday parties because all I can think about is how good my friends are at lying to my face.
Don’t Forget Your Wife’s Birthday The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.
Birthday Cake Love Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake.
Unique Gift Every year on my birthday, I looked forward to my aunt’s gift—a scarf, hat, or sweater knitted by hand. One year, she must have had better things to do because I received a ball of yarn, knitting needles, and a how-to-knit book. Her … Read More
Cake with Candles Doctor, doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake. Try taking the candles off.
Funny Stuff21 Anti-Jokes You Can’t Help But Laugh At AnywayTrading traditional humor for groan-inducing literal punch lines, these anti-jokes challenge the idea of what a joke can be—and we bet they'll still make you laugh.
Funny Jokes25 Corny Jokes Everyone Will Laugh at to Celebrate National Tell a Joke DayNo kidding: You're going to love this cheesy collection of puns and one-liners—they're ideal for celebrating National Tell a Joke Day on August 16.
Funny JokesThe History of the World in Dumb JokesWere you bored silly in civics class? Then you’ll love laughing at Socrates, Lincoln, Caesar, and more.
Funny JokesMeet the 38 Dumbest Criminals of All TimeYou think they would have known to plan things out a little better.