Elephant Gift
Q: What did the elephant want for his birthday?
A: A trunk full of gifts.
More Jokes
Kitty Birthday
Q: Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?
A: In a cat-alogue!
Family Age Jokes
Age is a relative thing.
All my relatives keep reminding me how old I am.
Pickle Birthday
Q: How do pickles celebrate their birthdays?
A: They relish the moment.
Birthday Heartburn
Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.
The Hard Birthday Cake
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?
Cake with Candles
Doctor, doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.
Try taking the candles off.
Up for Bid
You know you’re getting old when you go to an antique auction and three people bid on you.
