Kitty Birthday
Q: Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?
A: In a cat-alogue!
More Jokes
Getting Older
I like birthdays, but I think too many can kill you.
Sappy Birthday!
Q: Did you hear about the tree’s birthday?
A: It was a sappy one!
Surprise Parties
I’ve never enjoyed my surprise birthday parties because all I can think about is how good my friends are at lying to my face.
Don’t Forget Your Wife’s Birthday
The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.
Birthday Cake Love
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake.
Unique Gift
Every year on my birthday, I looked forward to my aunt’s gift—a scarf, hat, or sweater knitted by hand. One year, she must have had better things to do because I received a ball of yarn, knitting needles, and a how-to-knit book. Her … Read More
Cake with Candles
Doctor, doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.
Try taking the candles off.
