Mary and Abbey.
Mary and Abbey who?
Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year!
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Irish you a Merry Christmas!
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!
Radio not, here I come!
Says me, that’s who!
Oink oink who?
Make up your mind—are you a pig, or an owl?!
Yule log who?
Yule log the door after you let me in, won’t you?
Honeydew you want to hear some garden jokes?