Q: How does a mathematician induce good behavior in her children?
A: `I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times...'
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Old mathematicians never die; they just lose some of their functions.
Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
A: Pumpkin pi
The problem with math puns is that calculus jokes are all derivative, trigonometry jokes are too graphic, algebra jokes are usually formulaic, and arithmetic jokes are pretty basic. But I guess the occasional statistics joke is an outlier.
Submitted by Denis Everett, Coronado, California
Q: What did Al Gore play on his guitar?
A: An Algorithm
A: An algorithm!
I put my root beer in a square glass. Now it’s just beer.
Q: What do you call friends who love math?
Q: Did you hear the one about the statistician?