Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
A: Pumpkin pi.
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Q: What key has legs and can’t open doors?
A: A Turkey.
Q: What do you call the age of a pilgrim?
Q: What do you call a holiday dinner without the parents?
Q: What key won’t open any door?
A: A turkey!
Q: What’s the most musical part of a turkey?
A: The drumstick.
“I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.”—Erma Bombeck
After a long Thanksgiving Day of eating and playing, my 3-year-old granddaughter asked her mother to carry her. When I asked if her legs were broken, Aislin said, “Yes, they’re out of batteries.”
“Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out.”—Nicole Hollander