Q. How is the alphabet different on Christmas from every other day?
A. There's Noel!
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Q: How do you know Santa Claus is good at karate?
A: He has a black belt!
Q: What kind of bike does Santa Claus ride?
A: A Holly Davidson.
Q: What cars do elves drive?
A: A toyYoda.
Q: How do you lift a frozen car?
A: With a Jack Frost
Q: What’s as big as Santa but weighs nothing?
A: Santa’s shadow!
To avoid taking down my Christmas lights, I’m turning my house into an Italian restaurant.
Patrick McLellan (@pmclellan)
Yule log who?
Yule log the door after you let me in, won’t you?
Q: What is Santa Claus’ laundry detergent of choice?