Q: What do you get if you add two apples and three apples?
A: A middle school math problem!
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Q: Why did the two 4’s skip lunch?
A: They already 8 (ate)!
Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
A: Pumpkin pi
Q: What do you call a number that can’t keep still?
A: A roamin’ numeral.
Hear about the statistician
who drowned crossing a river?
was three feet deep on average.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the Mobius Strip?
A: To get to the same side.
Q: Why should the number 288 never be mentioned?
A: It’s two gross.
I put my root beer in a square glass. Now it’s just beer.
Q: Why do mathematicians like parks?
A: Because of all the natural logs.