A Glitch
After an enthusiastic recommendation from my wife, I began listening to the audiobook version of Frank McCourt’s Teacher Man.
“I love it, but his writing style is so disjointed,” I complained. “He refers to characters I don’t … Read More
More Jokes
The Joy of Texting
Not everyone has mastered the art of texting. Case in point: Mom: Stop at dollar store on way home and get lunch maggots. Me: Lunch maggots? Mom: Baffles. Mom: Baggies. Mom: Ziploc lunch Baggies. Mom: Spell-check is not helping me. … Read More
Killing Time Online
The only people who don’t click Skip on ads before YouTube videos are people who died during that ad.
@Damienfahey
Saint of Email
Q Who’s the patron saint of e-mail? A: St. Francis of a CC.
Check before you send
The guy who invented auto-correct for smart phones passed away today.
Restaurant in peace.
#IGotBusted
Jimmy Fallon asked his viewers to tweet #IGotBusted and share the most embarrassing times they got caught.
“I was on Facebook at work, and my boss walked up. I slammed down what I thought was my laptop screen, but it was actually my… Read More
Caffeine Operated
The chef of the upscale restaurant I manage collided with a waiter one day and spilled coffee all over our computer. The liquid poured into the processing unit, and resulted in some dramatic crackling and popping sounds. After sopping up … Read More
What You Email Address Says About You
Here’s what your e-mail address says about your computer skills:
Own domain (e.g., @joesmith.com): You’re skilled and capable.
@gmail.com:When the Internet stops working, you actually try rebooting the router before calling a family … Read More
