I have mixed emotions when I receive Father's Day gifts. I'm glad my children remember me, but I'm disappointed that they actually think I dress that way.
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Dad, can you put my shoes on? No, I don’t think they’ll fit me.
Why did the can-crusher quit his job?
Because it was soda-pressing.
Our priest asked how things were going with my father. "Well, he has issues," I replied, then shared a few details.After listening, he said, "Issues? Sounds like he’s got a year’s subscription."
What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrelephant
Father’s Day was near when I brought my three-year-old son, Tyler, to the card store. Inside, I showed him the cards for dads and told him to pick one.
When I looked back, Tyler was picking up one card after another, opening them up and … Read More
Q. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
A. Because he was outstanding in his field.
Our Gen-X daughter, Cristie, made my husband a Father’s Day card entitled “Things My Dad Would Never Say.” Such as:
“Can you turn up that music?”
“Go ahead and take my truck. Here’s 50 bucks for gas.”
“I LOVE your … Read More
Q. What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A. A nervous wreck.