Q: How did Moby Dick celebrate his birthday?
A: He had a whale of a time.
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I always feel warm on my birthday because people don’t stop toasting me.
When I was born, I was so surprised.
The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.
Greeting Cards: When you care enough to send the very best but not enough to actually write something.
I like birthdays, but I think too many can kill you.
It’s easier to remember your age if you don’t change it every year.
Q: What did the elephant want for his birthday?
A: A trunk full of gifts.
What do you say to a kangaroo on its birthday?