Q. What did Neil Armstrong do after he stepped on Buzz Aldrin's toe?
A. He Apollo-gized.
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Once I told a Chemistry joke. There was no Reaction.
Q. What do clouds do when they become rich?
A. They make it rain!
Q. Where do astronauts like to party?
A. The space bar.
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for a drink?” The bartender replies, “For you, no charge.”
Q: Why didn’t the sun go to college?
Did you hear about the chemist who was reading a book about helium? He couldn’t put it down!
What did the beach say when the tide came in? … Long time no sea.
A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, “No, I’m traveling light.”