Q. What did Neil Armstrong do after he stepped on Buzz Aldrin's toe?
A. He Apollo-gized.
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We really need to stop talking about mitosis. It’s such a divisive issue.
Q: What is a tornado’s favorite game to play?
When she told me I was average, she was just being mean.
Q. What do clouds do when they become rich?
A. They make it rain!
Q. How do Earth, Saturn, and Neptune organize a party?
A. They planet.
Q: How often do you like jokes about elements?
Q. What did the astronomer’s friends do after he didn’t win the Nobel Prize?
A. They gave him a constellation prize.
Q: Why are chemists great for solving problems?
A: They have all the solutions.