Q. What did Neil Armstrong do after he stepped on Buzz Aldrin's toe?
A. He Apollo-gized.
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Q. Why couldn’t the astronaut book a room on the moon?
A. It was full!
We really need to stop talking about mitosis. It’s such a divisive issue.
Q. Why do people make bad chemistry jokes?
A. Because all the good ones Argon.
Q: What would you call a funny element?
A: He he he (helium helium helium)
Once I told a Chemistry joke. There was no Reaction.
Q: How often do you like jokes about elements?
Did you hear about the chemist who was reading a book about helium? He couldn’t put it down!
Want to hear a Potassium joke? K.