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How did the turkey win the talent show?
With his drum-sticks.
A sign at a music shop: “Gone Chopin. Bach in a minuet.”
Q: What do you get when you play New Age music backwards?
A: New Age music.
What’s a golf clubs favorite type of music?
Q: Why was the math book depressed?
A: Because it had so many problems.
Q: Why do bagpipe players walk while they play?
A: To get away from the noise.
Me and my friends are in a band called “Duvet”.
We’re a cover band.
Q: Why did the hipster throw away his calculus book?
A: He found it too derivative.