What did Beethoven say to Johann Sebastian when he was helping him parallel park?
“Bach it up.”
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What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
Q: Why did the hipster throw away his calculus book?
A: He found it too derivative.
A musician told me he was going to hit me with the neck of his guitar. I replied, “Is that a fret?”
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What was Beethoven’s favorite fruit?
Me and my friends are in a band called “Duvet”.
We’re a cover band.
Q: Why did the burglars decide to rob a music store?
A: For the lute.
Where did the music teacher leave her keys?
In the piano.