Nacho Diet

I’m not vegetarian because I love animals. I’m vegetarian because I hate vegetables.

Do you call a person who has abandoned their diet a desserter?

I keep trying to lose weight but it keeps finding me.

I’m not fat, but I’m not thin either. I’m at a point where you can definitely tell I like chocolate cake.

Is it true that a collection of jokes about dieting can be referred to as: ‘a binge of jokes’?

Q: What do vegan zombies eat?
A: GggRrrAaaIiiNnSsss!

Q. What is a man’s idea of a balanced diet?

A. A beer in each hand.

My brain said “crunches” but my stomach auto-corrected it to “cupcakes.”