What do you call a collection of diet jokes?
Is it true that a collection of jokes about dieting can be referred to as: ‘a binge of jokes’?
More Jokes
Losing Everything but the Weight
I wish I could lose weight as easily as I lose my keys, pen, cell phone, temper, and my mind.
Can’t Catch a Break
Q: What is the Native American word for vegetarian?
A: “Poor hunter!”
Time to Diet
Did you hear about the hungry clock? He went back four seconds.
Weighing Your Options
What do you get when you put the right amount of meat and vegetables on a scale? A balanced meal.
Think Outside The Bun
I’m going to open up a low carb bakery and I’m going to call it No Bun Intended.
Bad M&Ms
Trail mix is just an inconvenient way to eat M&Ms.
It’s not my fault!
I have fillings in my teeth. My refrigerator magnets keep pulling me to the kitchen. That’s why I can’t lose weight.