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“Wow, that Lean Cuisine really filled me up,” said no one ever.
Did you hear about the vegan devil worshipper? He sold his soul to seitan!
My wife is on a tropical food diet, the house is full of the stuff.
It’s enough to make a mango crazy.
I wish I could lose weight as easily as I lose my keys, pen, cell phone, temper, and my mind.
A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.
Hey, Lady! Want to drop 5 pounds? Let go of the purse.
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.
Most people gain weight by having intimate dinners for two…alone. —”Laugh Yourself Healthy,” by Charles Hunter