"I’m not interested in any diet plan unless it lets me use rollover calories."—@sbellelauren
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What do you call someone who can’t stick with a diet? A desserter.
I don’t need a personal trainer as much as I need someone to follow me around and slap the unhealthy foods out of my hand.
Q: When should you go on a cheese diet?
A: If you need to cheddar few pounds.
I never thought I’d be the type of person who would get up early in the morning to exercise. I was right.
I’m on day 2 of a “diet” which means I’m always one minor annoyance away from eating every single person in my office.
Today I bought a cupcake without the sprinkles. Diets are hard.
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.