Atom 1: "I think I've lost an electron."
Atom 2: "Are you sure?"
Atom 1: "I'm positive."
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Q. Why do people make bad chemistry jokes?
A. Because all the good ones Argon.
Q: What do planets like to read?
A: Comet books!
Q: Why didn’t the sun go to college?
Q. What did Neil Armstrong do after he stepped on Buzz Aldrin’s toe?
A. He Apollo-gized.
We really need to stop talking about mitosis. It’s such a divisive issue.
Are you going to finish that atom? You want to split it?
Once I told a Chemistry joke. There was no Reaction.
Q. Want to hear a Sodium joke?