Atom 1: "I think I've lost an electron."
Atom 2: "Are you sure?"
Atom 1: "I'm positive."
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Q. How do Earth, Saturn, and Neptune organize a party?
A. They planet.
Q. What did Neil Armstrong do after he stepped on Buzz Aldrin’s toe?
A. He Apollo-gized.
Q. What do clouds do when they become rich?
A. They make it rain!
Q: Why didn’t the sun go to college?
Q. Why do people make bad chemistry jokes?
A. Because all the good ones Argon.
Q. Where do astronauts like to party?
A. The space bar.
Are you going to finish that atom? You want to split it?
What did the beach say when the tide came in? … Long time no sea.