Atom 1: "I think I've lost an electron."
Atom 2: "Are you sure?"
Atom 1: "I'm positive."
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We really need to stop talking about mitosis. It’s such a divisive issue.
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A. They gave him a constellation prize.
Q. Why do people make bad chemistry jokes?
A. Because all the good ones Argon.
Q: Why are chemists great for solving problems?
A: They have all the solutions.
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Q. What do visitors to the International Space Station have to do before boarding?
A. Pay the parking meteor.