Atom 1: "I think I've lost an electron."
Atom 2: "Are you sure?"
Atom 1: "I'm positive."
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Q. How do Earth, Saturn, and Neptune organize a party?
A. They planet.
Q. What does Earth say to tease the other planets?
A. “You guys have no life.”
Q: What would you call a funny element?
A: He he he (helium helium helium)
Q. Why couldn’t the astronaut book a room on the moon?
A. It was full!
Q. Did you hear the one about the astronaut who stepped in gum?
A. He got stuck in Orbit.
A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, “No, I’m traveling light.”
Q. What do visitors to the International Space Station have to do before boarding?
A. Pay the parking meteor.
Q. What do scientists use to freshen their breath?