A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a drink?" The bartender replies, "For you, no charge."
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Q. What did Neil Armstrong do after he stepped on Buzz Aldrin’s toe?
A. He Apollo-gized.
Q. What do visitors to the International Space Station have to do before boarding?
A. Pay the parking meteor.
A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, “No, I’m traveling light.”
When she told me I was average, she was just being mean.
Q: What do planets like to read?
A: Comet books!
Q: How often do you like jokes about elements?
Q. Where do astronauts like to party?
A. The space bar.
Atom 1: “I think I’ve lost an electron.”
Atom 2: “Are you sure?”
Atom 1: “I’m positive.”