Q: Why shouldn't you tell a secret on a farm?
A: Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.
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When she saw her first strands of gray, she thought she’d dye.
Did you hear about the vegan devil worshiper?
He sold his soul to seitan.
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Did you hear about the new e-reader? Reader’s Digest and
Amazon created software that will condense books when you download them. It’s called the Dwindle.
—Kristin Maurer, Evansville, Indiana
The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar…
It was tense.
Becoming a vegetarian was a huge missed steak.
I recently stumbled upon
my favorite new sports team. It’s
a woman’s bowling squad called
I Can’t Believe It’s Not Gutter.
Benton Harbor, Michigan
Q: What do you call a thieving crocodile?
A: A crookodile