Q: Why shouldn't you tell a secret on a farm?
A: Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.
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Q: How do you put a baby alien to sleep?
A: You rocket
After J. K. Rowling announced that she might write a Harry Potter sequel—he was last seen as a married dad—The Week asked its readers to predict the title of the next book. Here’s what they divined:
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Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing.
Why can’t you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?
They always take things literally.
Q: What’s the worst part about movie theater candy prices?
A: They’re always raisinet.
Q: How do you organize a space party?
A: You planet
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym?
A: To get better buns.
I work in a paper factory, where my responsibilities are twofold.